Monday, August 02, 2004

This country is insane

Help! Help! The terrorists are everywhere!!!!

Save me Mr. Bush!!! Terror alert red!!!!

Oh my god! Are you a terrorist!?!? Don't come near me! Stay away! What? What's that you're writing? Over there! A terrorist! Get 'em quick! Before he divides in half and takes over the bodies of the other passengers with his body-snatcher terrorist powers!!

Can you beleive the crap the other passengers went through over this shit? If I was on that plane I would follow the reporting passenger out to the parking lot and slap his face. Or at least key his car. Perhaps some harsh words would be more appropriate. Well, I would at least shoot him a dirty look. Man, he'd be sorry then!

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